I'd eat it if I were here, but I wouldn't send you
An adequate meal with no major flaws, but no clear reason to recommend it. Acceptable if you’re already there; not a destination.
I'D EAT IT IF I WAS HERE
The Stray Gourmet
1/13/20261 min read
Not A Destination
Adequate but not memorable.
This visit fell squarely into the middle ground: nothing was bad, but nothing stood out. The food was acceptable, service was pleasant, and the basics were covered — clean space, cold drinks, easy parking. At this price point, though, I look for at least one thing a restaurant does better than my own kitchen, especially for the cost. I didn’t find it here. I’d eat it if I were already there, but it’s not a place I’d send someone out of their way to visit.


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Brunch visit, not busy
Food wasn’t bad, but lacked focus
Food was serviceable, not memorable
Drinks arrived cold
Staff was pleasant
Restroom was clean
Parking was easy
We didn’t stay for another round
Ended up spending the afternoon elsewhere
Verdict: I’d Eat It If I Were Here
Fine if you’re already seated; not somewhere I’d send someone out of their way to visit.
Stray Notes: Attempted Brunch